A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified 'wife wanted'
Next day he received a hundered letters they all said the same thing:"You can hae mine".
Question:What is the full form of Maths?
Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
Teacher,now sam,tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam:No sir,I dont have to my mom is a good cook.
Judge:I want a divorce my wife hasn't spoken to me for three weeks.
Judge said better think wives likes those are hard to get.
Tourist:Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar:An old king's skeleton.
Tourist:Who's taht skeleton next to it?
Sardar:That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Source:Smash Magazine
nice work guyz
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for Appreciation :)
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