Thank goodness Brad Pitt's "love letter" to Angelina Jolie is a hoax.
It's been clogging the newsfeed on Facebook recently with its appalling grammar and air of sanctimony.
Despite the erroneous mention of the pair being married in the letter, there were also strange references to Angelina "poking her head" and having bags under her eyes.
"My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and problems with children. She has lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds in her 35 years. She got very skinny, and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, failing asleep only in the morning and got tired very quickly during the day.
"Our relationship was on the verge of break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head, and stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we'll get divorced soon.
"But then I decided to act on it. After all I've got the most beautiful woman on the earth. She is the ideal of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her shoulders. I began to pepper her with flowers, kisses and complements. I surprised her and pleased every minute. I gave her lots of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her and our mutual friends.
"You won't believe, but she has blossomed. She became even better than before. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and she loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she CAN love that much.
"And then I realized one thing: 'The woman is the reflection of her man' – Brad Pitt"
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/brad-pitts-secret-of-love-20131230-302k6.html#ixzz30pvqlwSW
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